Monday, 26th of August, 2002

Amusing stuff here: Cheesygraphics.com. This guy, who’s called himself King VelVeeda most of his life, has been sued by Kraft for apparent “brand dilution” of their Velveeta product, which is some revolting cheese spread thing. It’s all ridiculous, and VelVeeda was quite naive it seems, but has become highly politicised by his experience. Check out some of the satirical images, in particular the Ciga-Roni: “KRAPT Cheese Filtered Cigarettes”. Mmmm! Kraft are of course owned by nicotine-spewing giant Philip Morris, a fact which is nicely exploited here.

Tell you what: smoking totally fucking sucks. I hate going out to pubs or clubs for the express purpose of experiencing great music, and having to breathe in filthy smoke which makes my eyes go blurry and my throat constrict and my nose fill up, and stinks. It’s a fucking disgrace, so I say. Smokers, just get over it. Honestly…

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